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| OK - So he can' find his wallet - Now tell me again why men shouldn't carry a purse. |
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| If she's reaching for a gun, I'm out of here! | Here they come now -
There're no ash tray on the table, so don't ask for a cigarette. |
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| We won't look at them if they're not going to look at us | Damn she's got one hell of a grip. |
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HEARD THIS WHEN
PASSING THE HEAD TABLE the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic.” |
| Hello!! I'm looking at 50 cents here, anybody want to put up the rest. |
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| I think your wife got her finger stuck in the beer can? | All I'm saying is - you drink the first half and I'll finish it |
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| Here they come - Let's crack our knuckles one more time | Yes - These are my real teeth Why? |
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| Doesn't it make you feel good to see senior citizens having so much fun. | His identity is being protected for his safety. |
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Not to worry Rudy! I got your back!! |
Get over here and sit down Sneaky! That's your cell phone. |
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| I'm loosing it! anybody have an extra belt |
You got to be kidding - I just seen something move! |
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| Santiago!! get up here ASAP! | How did you like that little shuffle? | Boy! He's good! |
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YEA! YEA! What's your Chapters name again? |
Come on everybody fold your hand and repeat after me. |
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Thumbs left men look sharp and I hope he gets it right this time! |
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| The DJ was ready "To get it on" |
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Our next General Membership Meeting is |
| Yes Susie their is a Santa Clause |
